Bank Job
I realized a couple of days ago when I went to the bank to deposit some money that every time I enter a bank, no matter where it is, which bank or whether I’m alone or with people, I always, ALWAYS, act as shady as possible like I’m about to rob the bank. It dawned on me this last time as I glanced at the cop that one day I might get a rookie cop with a jittery trigger finger and that could be the end….but I’m OK with that because then I’ll go down in the books as a bank robber. And that’s not a bad way to be remembered.